It was  a Friday night and my wife and I brought home a pizza from Costco. We each grabbed a piece and cut up a piece for our lovely 2 year old daughter. We proceeded to the back of our house to enjoy our dinner. When we got to the back we realized that we left our daughters plate in the front. Innocently enough we asked our 2 year old to go get her plate from the front. When she did not return after a minute I decided to head up front to see what happened. I enter the kitchen to discover our precious little daughter holding the whole large pizza. She sees me and politely says “Daddy take a bite”. I was torn between grabbing the camera or saving the pizza, being that I was hungry I decided to save the pizza. Amazingly enough there was no sauce on the floor, although the box from the table was on the floor. She somehow managed to get the pizza off the table and picked the whole thing up without it hitting the floor.